You have been EXCLUSIVELY chosen for the tropical opportunity of a LIFETIME. Eight days. Two islands. Zero regrets. Paradise is on the line — will you ANSWER?
🔊 Turn your (phone) volume up!
*By entering you agree to have the absolute time of your life. Side effects may include uncontrollable bragging and a deep, enviable tan.
🐒 monkey see, monkey do
LIMITED TIME
✦ THE PLATINUM ESCAPE COLLECTION ✦
Endless Summer Escape
An exclusive, members-only, once-in-a-lifetime Caribbean experience for two discerning legends.
★★★★★“six stars” — people who don’t know how stars work
📅 JAN 8–16, 2027✈ 4 NONSTOP jet transfers🏝 PRIVATE island villa👑 2 VIP guests
Soar to paradise aboard a MAJESTIC American Airlines flying palace — NONSTOP, because winners simply do not connect.
8:35a
ORD
✈nonstop · 4h 43m
3:18p
SJU
American Airlines · Fri, Jan 8
$229/ guest · practically FREE!*$458for two
Touch down by mid-afternoon — just in time to start LIVING!
STEP 2 · PARADISE CHECK-IN
Behold… the Four Seasons!
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📍 Actually taken at the Four Seasons, Puerto Rico*Photo may vary. Baby package not included for this portion of trip.
The world-famous FOUR SEASONS RESORT, where the palm trees applaud your arrival and the sunsets perform exclusively for you. Your GARDEN-VIEW ROYAL BALCONY SUITE includes not one, but a WHOLE KING-SIZE BED!
▼ ADVANCE-PURCHASE PRICE SLASHED — up to 25% OFF! ▼
Garden-View Room with Balcony · One king · 2 adults · Jan 8–12, 2027 (4 dreamy nights)
Your suite (incl. mandatory “resort magic” fee)
taxes calc’d at checkout — the fun part!
$6,521.00
Est. total · Confirmation №0480
$7,107.89
STEP 3 · BONUS ADVENTURE
A free*-wheeling island-hop!
Climb aboard a darling regional puddle-jumper bound for your PRIVATE island.TWO nonstop flights depart San Juan for St. Martin every Tuesday at 10:45 AM — and Jan 12 is a Tuesday, so the cosmos has ALIGNED, just for you!
10:45a
SJU
🛩️nonstop · ~1h 5m
11:50a
SXM
Contour & Frontier — two Tuesday flights, both 10:45 AM · Jan 12 · booked separately, naturally
Two whole flights to choose from. No connections. No layovers. No peasants.
STEP 4 · THE CROWN JEWEL
Your own private villa!!! ★
…with four other people.
Forget “hotels.” This is a PALATIAL private-residence ESTATE on the chic French side of St. Martin — terracotta rooftops, infinity dreams, and ocean views so spectacular your friends will openly WEEP.
“Endless Summer Escape”
PRIVATE · 5★ · LIMITED AVAILABILITY
Jan 12–16, 2027 · 4 nights · the ★ FIXED CENTERPIECE of your entire journey. Everything else humbly rearranges itself to deliver you here.
This is the part you’ll never stop bragging about.
STEP 5 · THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
Fly home first class — or… economy? 😏
2:40p
SXM
✈nonstop · 6h 00m
6:40p
ORD
United 1707 · Sat, Jan 16
ECONOMY
$532 / guest
$1,064 for two
for the humble, salt-of-the-earth traveler.
★ BUSINESS — UNITED FIRST
$887 / guest
$1,774 for two
TURN LEFT like the LEGEND you so clearly are.
JUST $355 MORE TO TURN LEFT!
ROW 3 VIP intel: business seats you in Row 3 — directly in front of us in Row 4. Coincidence? We think NOT.
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100%PARADISEguaranteed*
PLATINUMELITEmember
🎁 YOUR COMPLIMENTARY PLATINUM THEME SONG
“The Puerto Rico Song”
Saxboy Billy · a chart-dominating masterpiece (2026)
💰 Your incredible total package value
Act now — these once-in-a-lifetime numbers won’t last forever!*
✈ Luxury jet to San Juan · American, nonstop (×2)$458
👑 Four Seasons royal balcony suite · 4 nights$7,107.89
🛩️ Bonus island-hop to your private islebilled separately
🏝 Palatial private villa · 4 nightsyour estate
✈ Triumphant return · United 1707 (×2)$1,064 eco / $1,774 first
TODAY’S LOW, LOW PRICE (jets + suite)$8,629.89 economy home · $9,339.89 first class
A lifetime of memories? Priceless. ✨
★ THE NOT-SO-FINE PRINT ★
*Nothing is free; we checked. Flight prices are real Google Flights fares for January 2027 (one-way, per guest, taxes included) and the suite is your actual Four Seasons quote. The island-hop and private villa are billed separately because true paradise comes in layers. Schedules and prices fluctuate at the whim of the airline gods. Memories not guaranteed but statistically overwhelming. Offer void where paradise is prohibited. This brochure is a love letter wearing a polyester blazer.
